What is wrong here?

Last Friday morning, I had some time to kill. I had driven my son to school, had some coffee, but the stores I wanted to patronize weren't open yet.

I don't often set foot inside a certain, unmentionable store. But it was open and is big enough to record a walk on my fitness app. It also was a good time to view the clearance items after the holidays.

So I went in. My device went crazy as it announced the miles passing by. 

I should have deleted it, but it was so funny. They should sign me up for the Olympics: 9.9 miles in 4:02 minutes for a pace of 00:53 min/mile.

The technology gods don't like me visiting this certain, unmentionable store.